Tits On The Radio

Chords and lyrics for Tits On The Radio by Scissor Sisters

Em 
Creamsicle sky while the sun sets in the west
 
Am 
Where are the queers on the piers heard they gave it thier best
 
Em 
Now they got jobs at a low go fast food chain
 
flippin  
Am 
tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame
 
Flippin  
Em 
tricks for the burger since Lady M jacked thier fame
 
Am 
Cause you cant see tits on the
C 
radio
 
I’ll  
G 
give you five fingers for a  
F 
one man show
 
Fas
Am 
ten those pants for the
C 
lap 
 
dance
 
G 
Take your shot now this  
F 
may be your last chance

Take Your Momma Out

Chords and lyrics for Take Your Momma Out by Scissor Sisters

 
When you gr
A 
ow up / Livin’ like a good boy o
G 
ughta
 
And your m
Bmin 
ama / Takes a shine to her be
A 
st 
 
son
 
Something d
A 
ifferent / All the girls they seem to l
G 
ike 
 
you
 
Cause you’re  
Bmin 
handsome / Like to talk and a whole lot  
A 
of 
 
fun
 
But now your  
Bmin 
girl’s gone a missin’
 
And your  
G 
house has got an empty  
A 
bed
 
The folks’ll
Bmin 
wonder ’bout the wedding
 
They won’t  
G 
listen to a word you  
A 
said
 
Gonna t
A 
ake your mama out all night
 
Yeah we’ll  
G 
show her what it’s all about
 
We’ll get her  
Bmin 
jacked up on some cheap champagne
 
We’ll let the  
A 
good times all roll out
 
And if the
A 
music ain’t good, well it’s just too bad
 
We’re gonna  
G 
sing along no matter what
 
Because the  
Bmin 
dancers don’t mind at the New Orleans
 
If you  
A 
tip ‘em and they make a cut
A 
A 
Bb 
B 
 
A 
Do 
 
it
 
Take your mama  
G 
out all night
 
So she’ll  
Bmin 
have no doubt that we’re doing oh the bes
A 
t we can A A A Bb B
 
We’re gonna  
A 
do 
 
it
 
Take your mama  
G 
out all night
 
You can  
Bmin 
stay up late ’cause baby you’re a full grow
A 
n man A A A Bb B

Take Your Mama Out

Chords and lyrics for Take Your Mama Out by Scissor Sisters

 
W
E 
hen you grow up / Livin’ like a  
A 
good boy oughta
 
And your  
C#m 
mama / Takes a shine to her best
E 
son
 
Something d
E 
ifferent / All the girls they seem to l
A 
ike 
 
you
 
Cause you’re  
C#m 
handsome / Like to talk and a whole lot of
E 
fun
 
But now your  
C#m 
girl’s gone a missin’
 
And your  
A 
house has got an empty  
E 
bed
 
The folks’ll  
C#m 
wonder ’bout the wedding
 
They won’t  
A 
listen to a word you  
E 
said
 
Gonna  
E 
take your mama out all night
 
Yeah we’ll  
A 
show her what it’s all about
 
We’ll get her  
C 
jacked up on some cheap champagne
 
We’ll let the  
E 
good times all roll out
 
And if the
E 
music ain’t good, well it’s just too bad
 
We’re gonna  
A 
sing along no matter what
 
Because the  
C 
dancers don’t mind at the New Orleans
 
If you  
E 
tip ‘em and they make a cut
 
E 
Do 
 
it
 
Take your mama  
A 
out all night
 
So she’ll  
C 
have no doubt that we’re doing oh the best we c
E 
an
 
We’re gonna  
E 
do 
 
it
 
Take your mama  
A 
out all night
 
You can  
C 
stay up late ’cause baby you’re a full grown  
E 
man

Take Your Mama

Chords and lyrics for Take Your Mama by Scissor Sisters

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When you  
G 
grow up livin’ like a good boy  
F 
oughta
 
And your  
Am 
mama takes a shine to her best  
G 
son
 
Something  
G 
different all the girls they seem to  
F 
like 
 
you
 
Cause you’re  
Am 
handsome like to talk and a whole lot of  
G 
fun
 
But now your  
Am 
girl’s gone a  
Am/G 
missin’
 
And your  
Am/F# 
house has got
D 
an 
 
em
G 
pty 
 
bed
 
The folks’ll  
Am 
wonder ’bout the
Am/G 
wedding
 
They won’t  
A/F# 
listen 
 
to
D 
a word y
G 
ou 
 
said
 
chorus 
G 
Gonna take your mama out all night
 
Yeah we’ll s
F 
how her what it’s all about
 
We’ll get her j
C 
acked up on some cheap champagne
 
We’ll let the  
G 
good times all roll out
 
And if the  
G 
music ain’t good, well it’s just too bad
 
We’re gonna s
F 
ing along no matter what
 
Because the  
C 
dancers don’t mind at the New Orleans
 
If you tip ‘
G 
em and they make a cut
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
G 
Do it -take your mama  
F 
out all night
 
So she’ll  
C 
have no doubt that we’re doing oh the best we  
G 
can
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
We’re gonna d
G 
o it -take your mama  
F 
out all night
 
You can  
C 
stay up late ’cause baby you’re a full grown  
G 
man
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
It’s a  
G 
struggle livin’ like a good boy ou
F 
ghta
 
In the  
Am 
summer watchin’ all the girls pass  
G 
by
 
When your  
G 
mama heard the way that you’d been  
F 
talking
 
I tried to tell  
Am 
you that all she’d wanna do is
G 
cry
 
Now we  
Am 
end up takin’ the long
Am/G 
way 
 
home
Am/F# 
Lookin’ overdressed wearin
D 
‘ buckets of stal
G 
 
cologne
 
It’s so  
Am 
hard to see streets on a  
Am/G 
country 
 
road
 
When your  
Am/F# 
glasses in the garbage
 
And your  
D 
Continental’s just got  
G 
towed
 
Gonna  
G 
take your mama out all night
 
Yeah we’ll  
F 
show her what it’s all about
 
We’ll get her j
C 
acked up on some cheap champagne
 
We’ll let the g
G 
ood times all roll out
 
And if the  
G 
music ain’t good, well it’s just too bad
 
We’re gonna s
F 
ing along no matter what
 
Because the  
C 
dancers don’t mind at the New Orleans
 
If you  
G 
tip ‘em and they make a cut
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
G 
Do it -take your mama  
F 
out all night
 
So she’ll  
C 
have no doubt that we’re doing oh the best we  
G 
can
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
We’re gonna  
G 
do it -take your mama  
F 
out all night
 
You can  
F 
stay up late ’cause baby you’re a full grown  
G 
man
F 
F 
F# 
G 
 
G 
 
F 
 
C 
 
G 
 
F 
 
C 
 
F 
 
F 
 
F# 
 
G 

Skin Tight

Chords and lyrics for Skin Tight by Scissor Sisters

D 
And when you get tired
Em 
Of holding me tight
F# 
G 
D 
Remember it’s how I
Em 
stay 
 
aliv
F# 
e
G 
D 
When we come  
Em 
down
F# 
Off our high for  
G 
the 
 
night
 
You don’t let
D 
go
Em 
F# 
G 

Shes My Man

Chords and lyrics for Shes My Man by Scissor Sisters

 
This  
C#m 
town was built on muddy stilts
 
By the  
B 
lunatic 
 
parade
 
It  
A 
rains like Revelations
 
Gonna  
F# 
wash these freaks a
G# 
way
C#m 
Some girls wanna hold your hand
 
And  
B 
some girls like to pray
 
Well  
A 
my girl takes her drinks
 
With  
F# 
dust and rusty razor
G# 
blades
 
C#m 
As I lie between these covers
 
I wanna tell her that I  
E 
love 
 
it
 
When she  
G# 
chokes me in the
F# 
Backseat of her
G# 
riverboat 
 
’cause
 
Bm 
She’s my man
 
And we got  
A 
all the balls we need
 
When you  
G 
taste that pavement
 
She  
E 
smells your sympa
A 
thy
Bm 
So bye bye ladies
 
May the  
A 
best queen hold the crown
 
For the  
G 
most bush sold on the levee
 
My my,  
E 
how word gets a
A 
round
 
She  
Bm 
strangles for a good time
 
And she  
A 
kills my self-control
G 
She’s my man, don’t be too sad sonny
 
‘Cause she’ll  
E 
never be your woman no  
A 
more
 
Bm 
All 
 
you
A 
need’s just a fist of a
G 
tear-stained 
 
bunn
E 
y
Bm 
When 
 
the
A 
good ship comes to
G 
town
E 
A 
Bm 
Who 
 
said
A 
loves a bitch’ll sit
G 
next to me hone
E 
y
Bm 
Because this old
A 
boat’s gonna run a
G 
ground
E 
A 
Bm 
I don’t want to be the burden
A 
Or your jealous bastard
G 
I don’t wanna be the Tarzan  
E 
of your next  
A 
epic 
 
disaster
 
Bm 
She’s my man, can’t you feel her comin’

Return To Oz

Chords and lyrics for Return To Oz by Scissor Sisters

 
verse: |Am |C  
G 
|E |F |
 
|Am |G# |D#  
Gm 
|F |
 
chorus:|G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
|G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
verse: |Am |C  
G 
|E |F |
 
|Am |G# |D#  
Gm 
|F |
 
chorus:|G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
|G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
solo: |G# |G |F# |C#  
D# 
|
 
|G
E 
# |
 
 
verse: |Am |C  
G 
|E |F |
 
|Am |G# |D#  
Gm 
|F |
 
chorus:|G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
(x2) |G# |C#  
E 
|G# |
 
outro: |Am |G# |D#  
Gm 
|F | (repeat until end)

Retun To Oz

Chords and lyrics for Retun To Oz by Scissor Sisters

C#m 
 
C#m 
Once there was a man who had a
E 
little too much
B 
time on his hands
G# 
he never stopped to think that he was getting
A 
older
C#m 
when his night came to an end
C 
he tried to grasp his for his last friend
G 
and pretend that he could wish himself
Bm 
health on a four-leaf
A 
clover
 
C 
He said is this the return to oz the grass is
F 
dead the gold is
G# 
brown and the sky has
C 
claws
C 
theres a wind-up man walking round and round what
F 
once was emerald City’s
C# 
now a crystal
 
C#m 
It’s three o’clock in the morning you get a
E 
phone call from the
B 
queen with a hundred
G# 
heads she says that they’re all
A 
dead
C#m 
she tried the last one on it couldn’t speak fell off and
C 
now she just wanders the halls thinking
G 
nothing
Bm 
thinking nothing at
A 
all
 
C 
She said is this the return to oz the grass is
F 
dead the gold is
G# 
brown and the sky has
C 
claws
C 
theres a wind-up man walking round and round what
F 
once was emerald city’s
G# 
now a crystal
 
C 
 
C#m 
The wheelies are cutting pavement and the
E 
skeksis at the
B 
rave meant to
G# 
hide deep inside their sunken
C 
faces and their wild rolling
C#m 
eyes but their callous words
C 
reveal that they can no longer
G 
feel love or
Bm 
sex 
 
appeal
A 
the patchwork girl has come to cinch the
C 
deal

Music Is The Victim

Chords and lyrics for Music Is The Victim by Scissor Sisters

 
I Left my heart in San Fransi
F 
sco……..
 
….the people there where dancing  
Bb 
on 
 
it……….
 
…..and thats including Ms Matr
F 
onic…….
 
Well if Mu
C 
sic is the Victim then  
Bb 
so am I…….
 
of your b
F 
ad fun, mo
Bb 
neys all gone but you n
F 
eed 
 
some,
 
l
Bb 
overs on the phone but you  
F 
got 
 
none,
 
d
Bb 
addy aint home from the  
F 
dog 
 
run,
 
and your ri
Bb 
ding through the city with a sh
F 
otgun.

Laura

Chords and lyrics for Laura by Scissor Sisters

B 
 
A 
 
Ab 
 
G 
 
D 
 
Db 
 
C 
 
B 
 
B 
 
A 
 
Ab 
 
G 
 
D 
 
Db 
 
C 
 
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