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Warts On My Dick

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Chords and lyrics for Warts On My Dick by Trey Parker

E 
you’re life is spinnin outt
B 
a 
 
control
 
see
C#m 
ms the who
A 
le worlds out to get you
E 
everythings 
 
 
B 
wrong nothin seems  
C#m 
righ
A 
t
 
ther
E 
es a sinking f
B 
eelin 
 
inside
 
eve
C#m 
n your  
A 
best friends turned his back
E 
but you cant let it bring you  
B 
down no youve got to f
C#m 
ight
A 
 
cuz you  
C#m 
try but you  
B 
cant 
 
le
A 
t 
 
go
 
E 
its when your down that you gotta get  
B 
up
 
dont  
C#m 
let 
 
 
A 
em walk all over your face
E 
stand up for yours
B 
elf and make everything
C#m 
right 
 
a
A 
gain
E 
even if some guys tryin to b
B 
lackmail 
 
you
 
and  
C#m 
your
A 
girlfriend thinks you suck
E 
its up to you to let them  
B 
know that it was all part of some
C#m 
rich 
 
g
A 
uys 
 
plan
C#m 
look out ahead theres a  
B 
truck changin lanes
 
you  
A 
got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
C#m 
those warts on your dick aint gonn
B 
a go away
 
unles
A 
s you start usin topical cream everyday

Up There

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Chords and lyrics for Up There by Trey Parker

 
Intro:  
Ab 
Bb/Ab  
Ab 
 
Bb7 
Eb 
Sometimes 
 
I
Fm7 
think
 
When I  
Ab 
look up real
Eb 
high
 
That’s there’s  
Cm 
such a big world up there
 
I’d  
Ab 
like to give it a try
Bb7 
Eb 
But then I
Fm7 
sink
 
Cause it’s  
Ab 
here I’m supposed to
Eb 
stay
 
But I  
Cm 
get so lonely down here
 
Tell me  
Ab 
why’s it have to be that
C# 
way?
Ab 
Up there, there is
Eb 
so much room
 
Where  
Ab 
babies burp and
Eb 
flowers 
 
bloom
F# 
Everyone 
 
dreams
C# 
I can dream too
Bb/D 
Up 
 
 
Eb 
there
 
Up  
Fm 
where the skies are ocean blue
Bb/D 
I could be safe a
C# 
nd live withou
Eb7 
t a care
 
Up  
Ab 
there 
 
(instr
Ab 
. 
 
f
Bb7 
ill)
 
They  
Eb 
say I don’t b
Fm7 
elong
 
I must  
Ab 
stay below  
Eb 
alone
 
I’m supposed to  
Ab 
stay when evil is
Bb7 
sown.
Eb 
But what is evil an
Fm7 
yway?
 
Is there  
Ab 
reason to the
Eb 
rhyme
 
“Without  
Cm 
evil there could be no good
 
So it must be  
Ab 
good to be evil som
C# 
etimes”
 
Ab 
Up there, there is
Eb 
so much room
 
Where  
Ab 
babies burp and
Eb 
flowers 
 
bloom
F# 
Everyone 
 
dreams
C# 
I can dream too
Bb/D 
Up 
 
 
Eb 
there
 
Up  
Fm 
where the skies are ocean blue
Bb/D 
I could be safe a
C# 
nd live without
 
a care
 
If  
C7 
only I could live up
F 
th
C/F 
ere
Bb/F 
Oh I wanna live
F 
yeah
 
I wanna live up  
F 
there
C/F 
Gm 
I want to
C7 
live 
 
u
Dmaj9 
p 
 
there

Pearl Harbor Sucked

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Chords and lyrics for Pearl Harbor Sucked by Trey Parker

A 
I miss you more then  
E 
Michael Bay missed the  
F#m 
mark
 
When he  
E 
made Pearl Harbor
A 
I miss you more than that m
E 
ovie missed the p
F#m 
oint
 
And that’s an a
E 
wful lot girl
 
And n
D 
ow, now you’ve  
C#m 
gone 
 
away
Bm 
And all I’m  
A 
trying to say is
G 
Pearl Harbor sucked,  
E 
and I miss y
A 
ou
E 
 
A 
I need you like Ben  
E 
Affleck needs acting  
F#m 
school
 
He was t
E 
errible in that film
A 
I need you like  
E 
Cuba Gooding needed a bigger  
F#m 
part
 
He’s way  
E 
better than Ben Affleck
 
And n
D 
ow all I can t
C#m 
hink about is your  
Bm 
smile
 
and that shitty m
A 
ovie 
 
too
G 
Pearl Harbor sucked
E 
and I miss y
A 
ou
E 
 
I guess P
G 
earl Harbor sucked
E 
Just a little bit more than I miss y
A 
ou

Only A Woman

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Chords and lyrics for Only A Woman by Trey Parker

D 
I need this,  
A 
I need love,  
Bm 
I need you
D 
There’s an emptyness I need to fill
 
And only o
A 
ne emptyness will  
G 
do
A 
 
D 
Only a w
A 
oman, can b
Bm 
righten up my  
G 
da
A 
y
D 
All i a
A 
sk is that you’re a  
G 
woman
 
E5 
And on saturdays when I’ve been partying hard
Em 
That’s the only time i really don’t care if you are a

Merry Fucking Christmas

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Chords and lyrics for Merry Fucking Christmas by Trey Parker

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I  
A 
heard there is no  
G 
Christmas,
 
In the  
F 
silly Middle  
E 
East..
 
No  
A 
Trees, no Snow, no  
G 
Santa 
 
Claus,
 
They have  
F 
Different Religious be
E 
liefs..
 
F 
They Believe in Mu
G 
hammad,
 
And  
A 
not in our Holi
G 
day..
 
And  
F 
so every De
G 
cember,
 
I go to the  
A 
Middle East and  
B 
say..
 
C 
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking  
G 
Christmas
 
and hear some holiday  
C 
wishes
 
In
C 
case you haven’t noticed,
 
it’s Jesus’s Birth
Am 
day
 
So get  
C 
off you heathen  
G 
Muslim 
 
Ass
 
And fucking cele
C 
brate.
 
On  
A 
Christmas Day, I travel round the  
B 
world and say..
 
C 
Taoists, Korishnas,  
G 
Buddists
 
and all you  
C 
atheists 
 
 
A 
too..
 
C 
Merry Fucking  
Dm 
Christmas
 
E 
to 
 
 
C 
yooooooouuuuuuuu…….

Im So Ronery

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Chords and lyrics for Im So Ronery by Trey Parker

 
 
Abm 
C#7sus2 (x46444)
 
 
C#7 
(x46464)
 
 
F#7 
(242322)
 
 
Bmaj7 
(x24342)
 
 
Bbm7 
Abm7 (464444)
 
 
F#maj7 
(243322)
 
 
Eb7 
Baug/G (xx544x)
 
 
B 
(22444x)
 
 
B 
(22443x)
 
F# 
 
Abm 
 
C#7sus2  
C#7 
 
F# 
 
F#7 
 
Bmaj7 
 
Bbm7 
 
Bmaj7 
 
Bbm7 
 
Eb7 
 
Abm 
Baug/G Abm7/F# C#7sus2
 
And so I’m ronery…  
A 
rittle 
 
ronery
 
F# 
 
B 
 
B 
 
F# 
 
B/F# 
 
F# 
 
Abm 
 
C#7sus2  
C#7 
 
F# 
 
F#7 
 
Bmaj7 
 
Bbm7 
 
Abm7  
F#maj7 
 
F#7 
 
Bmaj7 
 
Bbm7 
 
Eb7 
 
Abm 
C#7sus2
 
F# 
 
B 
 
Fmaj7 
 
B 
 
F# 

Freedom Isnt Free

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Chords and lyrics for Freedom Isnt Free by Trey Parker

D 
What would you  
D/C 
do
 
If you  
Bm 
were asked to give up your dreams for
G 
freedom?
D 
What would you  
D/C 
do
 
If asked to  
Bm 
make the ultimate sacr
G 
ifice?
 
Would you  
A 
think about all them  
D 
people
 
Who gave up  
Em 
everything 
 
they
A 
had?
 
Would you think about all them  
D 
War 
 
Vets
 
And would you  
Em 
start to feel
A 
bad?
 
D 
Freedom 
 
 
A 
isn’t 
 
 
G 
free
 
It costs  
G 
folks like  
A 
you and  
Bm 
me
 
And if we  
G 
don’t all chip in
 
We’ll never pay that  
A 
bill
D 
Freedom 
 
 
A 
isn’t 
 
 
G 
free
 
No, there’s a  
G 
hefty 
 
 
A 
fuckin’ 
 
 
Bm 
fee.
 
And if you  
G 
don’t throw in your  
A 
buck ‘o five
 
D 
What would you  
D/C 
do
 
If someone  
Bm 
told you to fight for
G 
freedom?
D 
Would you answer the  
D/C 
call
 
Or run  
Bm 
away like a little
G 
pussy?
 
‘Cause the  
A 
only reason that  
D 
you’re 
 
here
 
Is ’cause  
Em 
folks died for you in the
A 
past
 
So  
A 
maybe now it’s  
D 
your 
 
turn
 
To die kicking  
A 
some 
 
ass
 
D 
Freedom 
 
 
A 
isn’t 
 
 
G 
free
 
It costs  
G 
folks like  
A 
you and  
Bm 
me
 
And if we  
G 
don’t all chip in
 
We’ll never pay that  
A 
bill
D 
Freedom 
 
 
A 
isn’t 
 
 
G 
free
 
No, there’s a  
G 
hefty 
 
 
A 
fuckin’ 
 
 
Bm 
fee.
 
And if you  
G 
don’t throw in your  
A 
buck ‘o five
 
Who  
Bm 
will?
G 
You don’t throw in your  
A 
buck ‘o five.  
D 
Who 
 
will?
D/C 
 
Oooh  
Bm 
buck ‘o five
G 
Freedom costs a buck ‘o  
D 
five

Everyone Has Aids

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Chords and lyrics for Everyone Has Aids by Trey Parker

C# 
Everyone 
 
has
F# 
AIDS
B 
!
A 
E 
AIDS AIDS  
F# 
AIDS!
B 
A 
 
AIDS  
E 
AIDS AIDS AIDS  
F# 
AIDS 
 
AIDS
B 
! 
 
 
A 
 
Every
E 
one has  
F# 
AIDS!
A 
F# 
 
F# 
And so this is the end of our story
F# 
And everyone is dead from AIDS
A 
It took from me my best friend
E 
My only true pal
D 
My only bright star (he died of AIDS)
 
F# 
Well I’m gonna march on Washington
A 
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
E 
There’s a hero inside of all of us
D 
I’ll make them see everyone has AIDS
 
C# 
My father (AIDS!) My sister (AIDS!)
D 
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
D# 
The gays and the straights and the white and the spades
 
Everyone has  
G# 
AIDS!
 
My  
C# 
grandma and my
B 
dog Ol’ Blue
F# 
(AIDS 
 
AID
G# 
S 
 
AIDS)
 
The Pope has  
C# 
got it and
B 
so do you
F# 
(AIDS AIDS AIDS AID
G# 
S 
 
AIDS)
 
C’mon every
C# 
body we’ve  
B 
got 
 
quilting
F# 
to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
 
We’re  
E 
gonna break down these barri
F# 
cades, everyone has
 
F# 
AIDS! 
 
x9
G# 
AIDS.

Baseketball Car Song

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Chords and lyrics for Baseketball Car Song by Trey Parker

E 
you’re lifes spinnin outta  
B 
control
A 
seems the whole worlds out to get you
E 
everythings 
 
 
B 
wrong nothin seems  
A 
right
E 
theres a sinking feelin  
B 
inside
A 
even your best friends turned his back
E 
but you cant let it bring you  
B 
down no youve got to  
A 
fight
 
cuz you  
E 
try but you  
B 
cant let  
A 
go
 
E 
its when your down that you gotta get  
B 
up
A 
dont let em walk all over your face
E 
fight for yourself and  
B 
make everything rig
A 
ht 
 
again
E 
even if some guys tryin to b
B 
lackmail 
 
you
A 
and your girlfriend thinks you suck
E 
its up to you to let them  
B 
know that it was all part of
A 
some rich guys plan
E 
look out ahead theres a  
B 
truck changin lanes
A 
and you got some yellow crumbs on your upper lip
E 
those warts on your dick aint  
B 
gonna go away
A 
unless you start usin topical cream everyday

80s Montage

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Chords and lyrics for 80s Montage by Trey Parker

Am 
The hours approaching, just give it your best
 
You  
F 
got to reach your  
G 
prime.
 
Am 
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test,
 
And  
F 
show us a passage of  
G 
time,
 
Were going to need a  
Am 
montage 
 
(montage)
 
Oh it takes a  
F 
montage 
 
(montage)
 
Am 
Show a lot of things happing at once,
 
Remind  
F 
everyone what’s going  
G 
on (what’s going on?)
 
And  
Am 
with every shot you show a little improvement
 
Just  
F 
so it won’t take to  
G 
long
 
that’s called a  
Am 
montage 
 
 
G 
Am 
 
Oh we want  
F 
montage
 
Dm 
Anything that we  
C 
want to know, from  
F 
just a beginner  
G 
to a pro,
 
You need a  
Am 
montage 
 
 
G 
Am 
 
even rocky had a  
F 
montage 
 
(montage)
 
Dm 
Anything that we  
C 
want to know, from  
F 
just a beginner  
G 
to a pro,
 
You need a  
Am 
montage
 
Oh it takes a  
F 
montage 
 
(montage)
 
Am 
Always fade out in a  
G 
mon 
 
 
F 
tage,
Am 
If you fade out, it seem like more time
 
Has passed in a  
G 
mon 
 
 
F 
tage,