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Chords and lyrics for Eleven Saints by Jason Webley
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And if my cat looks scared, it’s because it knows
It won’t be going to heaven
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Not going to heaven
G
The answer’s eleven
D7
It’s gonna take eleven
G
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Man, oh, man, what’s that guy got in his hand?
G
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7
It’s the coffee percolator going wheeeee
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e!
G7
C
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
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We’re just sittin’ by the traintracks
D7
While the coffee percolator’s going wheeee
G
e!
G7
C
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da
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oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da
Di-dadda-da-da
C
Woah-oh-oh
yadda-da-d
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a
Oh-oh-oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da
Ye-dadda-da-da
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Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)
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If you’d like to bake me a loaf of bread
It’s gotta be unleavened
D7
Only unlea
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vened
G
And if you’d like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
You’ve got to get past old man McGrevi
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Try your luck with Mr. McGre
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vin
G7
C
Man, oh, man, what’s that guy got in his hand?
G
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7
It’s a coffee percolator going wheeeeee
G
!
G7
C
Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider’s in the sky
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Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
D7
While the old refrigerator’s going:
D7
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
D7
m!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
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!
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Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
C
m!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
C
!
G
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
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!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
D7
!
D7
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
G
m!
Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
G
m!
Chicka-chi
G7
cka-chicka!
C
Oh-oh-oh
yadda-da-da
G
Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da
Di-dadda-da-da
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Dah-
G7
da-dah
C
Oh-oh-oh
yadda-da-da-
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da
Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7
Ya-di-dadda-da
Di-dadda-da-da
C
Man, oh, man, what’s that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
G
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7
It’s a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going
G
wh
G7
eeeeee!
C
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
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We’re just sittin’ by the traintracks
D7
And the rusty cheese grater
D7
And the dirty masturbators
D7
Eating packs of “Now-and-Later”
Going w
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heeee-eeeeeee!
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D7
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