Jack The Idiot Dunce

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Chords and lyrics for Jack The Idiot Dunce by Kinks

F 
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
F 
He walks like his feet are on back to front,
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
 
Bb 
When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer,
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce,
F 
Because he’s got two left feet and taxi-door ears,
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
 
Am 
And when we laugh at the clothes
Dm 
he 
 
wears,
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Jack just smiles ‘cos
Bb 
he 
 
don’
C 
 
care.
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Wh
C 
o’s that fool?
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W
C 
ho’s that ninny?
Bb 
Wh
C 
o’s that twit?
Bb 
W
C 
ho’s that chump?
C 
Th
Bb 
 
 
C 
Idiot 
 
Dunce,
C 
t
Bb 
he
C 
Idiot 
 
Dunce.
 
F 
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
F 
Who’s a fool? Who’s a boob?
F 
Who’s a kook and an ass?
F 
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
 
Bb 
When we take examinations he never gets a pass,
Bb 
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
F 
And we all put him down ‘cos he can’t think fast,
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
Am 
We ridicule him and punch him
Dm 
around,
Am 
But Jack just laughs and
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s
C 
tan
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ds
C 
h
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is
C 
gr
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ou
C 
nd,
C 
Th
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C 
Idiot 
 
Dunce
C 
 
 
Bb 
th
C 
e Idiot Dunce.
A# 
B 
 
C 
Yeah, he’s so unco-ordinated.
F 
Yeah, and so disorientated,
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And when we have a High School Hop
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You ought to see that idiot bop
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An
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C 
his arms and his
C# 
legs
 
Seem to  
Dm 
have minds of
G 
their 
 
own,
F 
And you don’t need brains
 
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Yeah, you ought to see him dance
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He moves like he’s in a trance,
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And when we have a High School Hop
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You ought to see that idiot rock,
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And
B 
he’s
C 
finally
C# 
proved
 
That you don’t need a  
Dm 
high 
 
I.Q.
 
To make your body  
G 
move.
F 
Now he’s created a dance that everybody’s trying to do.
 
C 
Do the Idiot Dunce.
F 
All right put your finger on your nose,
C 
Now cross those eyes.
 
F 
Now wriggle your backside.
Bb 
Now 
 
you’ve
B 
got 
 
the
C 
knack
 
To do the Idiot  
C# 
Jack
 
>From your
Dm 
head to the tips of you
G 
 
toes.
 
F 
Now the whole world’s doing it and everybody knows,
 
F 
He’s a real cool cat and a real gone groove,
 
Bb 
And the girls go crazy when he starts to move,
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Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce
F 
Now Jack’s a success he’s got nothing to prove,
F 
Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce.
 
Am 
Even 
 
though
Dm 
Jack is dim
Am 
His mother is so
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proud 
 
o
C 
 
him.
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He
C 
y, who’s that groovy
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l
C 
ooking 
 
dude
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Da
C 
ncing with all the
Bb 
c
C 
hicks?
C 
Th
Bb 
 
 
C 
Idiot 
 
Dunc
C 
e,
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t
C 
he Idiot Dunce.

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