Chords and lyrics for Family Guy – Cal Johnson by Misc Television
There was a man who shot the ma
n who was the man who shot the man,
wore a hat, his favorite hat, he
loved that hat, he hated hats,
He was a dad to zero kids
and yet he fathered five.
got shot dead a year ago and
yet he’s still alive.
rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet
never had a dime.
law man to the very end, he
led a life of crime
In all his years of life on earth
he never fired a gun,
when it came to Chinese men he
shot down everyone.
had a horse named Bandit and the
horse’s name was Clyde.
Cal Johnson was
born the day he