I hung on to Mary’s stump, I danced with a soldier’s  

glee

With a rum soaked crook, And a big fat laugh, I spent my last d

ollar on thee

I s

aw Bill Bones, I gave him a yell, Kehoe spiked the  

nog

With a c

hain link fence, And a scrap iron jaw, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box

Co

okin up a Filipino  

Box Spring hog, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring hog

S

pider rolled in from Hollister Burn on a one-eyed stolen  

mare

D

onned himself with chicken fat, Sawin on a jawbone violin t

here

Kath

leen was sittin down in little red recovery room in her criminal

underwear  

bra, I was n

aked to the waist with my fierce black hound

And I’m co

okin up a Filipino  

Box Spring Hog

Co

okin up a Filipino  

Box Spring Hog, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog

D

ig a big pit in a dirt alley road fill it with madrone and  

bay

St

inks like hell and the neighbors complain, Don’t give a hoot what they  

say

Ya gotta slap th

at hog, Roll ‘em over twice, Gotta baste it with a sweeping broom  

You gotta  

swat them flies, And chain up the dogs, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog

Co

okin up a Filipino  

Box Spring Hog, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring hog

Ra

ttle snake piccata with grapes and figs, Old brown Betty with a y

ellow 

wig

Ta

in’t the mince meat filagree, And it ain’t the turkey neck  

stew

And it  

ain’t them bruleed okra seeds, Though she made them especial for  

you

Wor

se won a prize for her bottom black pie the beans got to thrown to the

Jah

eseus Christ I can always make room, When they’re c

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog

Co

okin up a Filipino  

Box Spring Hog, C

ookin up a Filipino

Box Spring Hog