Eleven Saints

Chords and lyrics for Eleven Saints by Jason Webley

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And if my cat looks scared, it’s because it knows
 
It won’t be going to heaven
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Not going to heaven
G 
 
The answer’s eleven
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It’s gonna take eleven
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C 
Man, oh, man, what’s that guy got in his hand?
G 
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7 
It’s the coffee percolator going wheeeee
G 
e!
G7 
C 
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
G 
We’re just sittin’ by the traintracks
 
D7 
While the coffee percolator’s going wheeee
G 
e!
G7 
 
C 
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da  
G 
oh-Ohh-Oh
D7 
Ya-di-dadda-da 
 
Di-dadda-da-da
C 
Woah-oh-oh 
 
yadda-da-d
G 
 
Oh-oh-oh
D7 
Ya-di-dadda-da 
 
Ye-dadda-da-da
G 
Yah-da-dah (keep the G going)
 
G 
If you’d like to bake me a loaf of bread
 
It’s gotta be unleavened
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Only unlea
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vened
G 
And if you’d like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
 
You’ve got to get past old man McGrevi
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n
 
Try your luck with Mr. McGre
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vin
G7 
 
C 
Man, oh, man, what’s that guy got in his hand?
G 
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7 
It’s a coffee percolator going wheeeeee
G 
!
G7 
C 
Why, oh, Wy-nona Rider’s in the sky
G 
Turning fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
D7 
While the old refrigerator’s going:
 
D7 
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
D7 
m!
 
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
G 
!
 
G 
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
C 
m!
 
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
C 
!
 
G 
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
G 
!
 
Chicka-chica! Chi-boom
D7 
!
 
D7 
Boom! Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
G 
m!
 
Chicka-chica! Chi-boo
G 
m!
 
Chicka-chi
G7 
cka-chicka!
 
C 
Oh-oh-oh 
 
yadda-da-da
G 
Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7 
Ya-di-dadda-da 
 
Di-dadda-da-da
G 
Dah-
G7 
da-dah
C 
Oh-oh-oh 
 
yadda-da-da-
G 
da 
 
Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7 
Ya-di-dadda-da 
 
Di-dadda-da-da
 
C 
Man, oh, man, what’s that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
G 
It’s an egg, it’s a spoon, it’s a snapshot of the moon
D7 
It’s a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going
G 
wh
G7 
eeeeee!
C 
Me, oh, Michelangelo and I
G 
We’re just sittin’ by the traintracks
 
D7 
And the rusty cheese grater
D7 
And the dirty masturbators
D7 
Eating packs of “Now-and-Later”
 
Going w
G 
heeee-eeeeeee!
G 
D7 
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