Merry Fucking Christmas

Chords and lyrics for Merry Fucking Christmas by Trey Parker

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I  
A 
heard there is no  
G 
Christmas,
 
In the  
F 
silly Middle  
E 
East..
 
No  
A 
Trees, no Snow, no  
G 
Santa 
 
Claus,
 
They have  
F 
Different Religious be
E 
liefs..
 
F 
They Believe in Mu
G 
hammad,
 
And  
A 
not in our Holi
G 
day..
 
And  
F 
so every De
G 
cember,
 
I go to the  
A 
Middle East and  
B 
say..
 
C 
Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking  
G 
Christmas
 
and hear some holiday  
C 
wishes
 
In
C 
case you haven’t noticed,
 
it’s Jesus’s Birth
Am 
day
 
So get  
C 
off you heathen  
G 
Muslim 
 
Ass
 
And fucking cele
C 
brate.
 
On  
A 
Christmas Day, I travel round the  
B 
world and say..
 
C 
Taoists, Korishnas,  
G 
Buddists
 
and all you  
C 
atheists 
 
 
A 
too..
 
C 
Merry Fucking  
Dm 
Christmas
 
E 
to 
 
 
C 
yooooooouuuuuuuu…….